Joking Matter

My friend Suzie just sent me a joke that I think she got from her 6 year-old nephew. Which of course means it is PERFECT for her 39 year-old married mom friend as well.

"I went into the 7-11 gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt."

While on the topic of bodily functions, tonight was a new milestone for Jude. He took his first dump in the bathtub while playing with Mr. Fishy. I was so proud...