Sugar Baby

This little baby is made of marzipan, which means it is edible. Is it just me or does it seem a bit taboo to eat candy shaped like babies? Or is it just a safe forum for our cannibalistic desires?

To be honest, who cares, because marzipan tastes like shit and no one really wants to eat it anyway!

Pumpkin Patch

Perjury, smerjury...

Hutchison is sooo busted for the hypocrite she is...

---Hutchison vs. Hutchison---

If you follow her logic to its natural conclusion:

Perjuring yourself over an illicit Oval Office blowjob - Bring on the impeachment hearings!

Perjuring yourself over treasonous acts and national security violations - Hey, everybody makes mistakes...

What a wingnut --

Taliban takes over Target in Fenton, MO

I think the time has come for the Black family to pack up our big brains and move to Canada. The latest event to trigger my expatriate wanderlust was this article:

---Target Pharmacist Refuses to Fill Emergency Contraception Prescription---

Why on Earth would someone become a pharmacist knowing that part of their job involves filling prescriptions in a world filled with "fornicators"?

I wonder if this same pharmacist requires a marriage license when men come to fill their Viagra prescriptions.

Until I get the details of our escape plan nailed down, I guess I'll have to hide my Target card... oh the pain...

What's next? Gay Mother Teresa?

--- Groups Threaten to Boycott American Girl - Yahoo! News ---

This is the kind of stuff that just DRIVES ME CRAZY!

You can't do a good turn these days without pissing off some crazy religious fanatic... They are a little TOO obsessed with homosexuality... Gay Burt and Ernie, Gay Elmo, Gay Teletubbies and now Gay American Girl dolls.

I doubt my niece will become gay or run out and get an abortion after playing with Kaya, the Nez Perce Native American doll and her pup Tatlo.

Fucking idiots... Who are these people and where do they live?

Argh!

Joking Matter

My friend Suzie just sent me a joke that I think she got from her 6 year-old nephew. Which of course means it is PERFECT for her 39 year-old married mom friend as well.

"I went into the 7-11 gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt."

While on the topic of bodily functions, tonight was a new milestone for Jude. He took his first dump in the bathtub while playing with Mr. Fishy. I was so proud...